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Pairing: G-TOP (SeungHyun/JiYon)
Rating: PG-13
Author: boojaejongie
Length: One-shot
Genre: Yaoi; fluffly?
Disclaimer: I don't own them, though I've asked them to Santa for Christmas...I'm waiting...
Warnings: unbeat-ed, might have grammar mistakes and I'm not sure about the tittle err...




THE CUDDLER



Interviewer: Big Bang just finished a photo shoot with our magazine, where they were shot lying on a bed like they were sleeping. Everything was planed, such as their poses, but fans would like to know how Big Bang really sleeps, can you tell me how?

JiYong: Each of us has their own way of sleeping.

Interviewer: And how would each be?

JiYong: TaeYang, when you look at him, you see this always calm person, but I'll tell you the truth. When he's sleeping, is like a twister, he doesn't stay quiet.

DaeSung: It looks like there're ants everywhere on his bed.

JiYong: Yes, he tosses and turns all around, kicks, punches, and all you can imagine. He wakes up on the horizontal and upside down.

All: Laughter.

Interviewer: That must be really funny, but you can't feel when you’re moving like that?

TaeYang: I really can't.

Interviewer: But you don't think its strange going to sleep in one position than waking up in another completely different?

TaeYang: I don't even realize.

JiYong: He's so clam he doesn't realize he's alive.

All: Laughter.

Interviewer: And how about the others?

JiYong: SeungRi has problems sleeping.

SeungRi: Right, is really difficult for me getting a decent night of sleep. I have the lightest sleep ever, so it can't be no sound, or lights on, or even someone on the same room.

SeungHyun: He's the "don't touch me" kind of guy.

JiYong: Don't touch me, don't talk to me, and don’t disturb me. He's like that when he's going to sleep.

SeungRi: You made me look like a pain in the ass.

JiYong: You are.

All: Laughter.

DaeSung: I don't have any problems like SeungRi, but they've told me I speak during sleep.

SeungRi: DaeSung not only speaks, he has a whole conversation while sleeping, and everything he says makes sense, pretty freaky.

JiYong: And that's not it, I've never seen someone getting so cold as DaeSung can be.

Interviewer: Cold, what do you mean?

JiYong: In the beginning of our career, we slept all together, and DaeSung stood right next to me. And you know when someone has really cold feet? DaeSung doesn't have just cold feet; his whole body gets cold like a giant block of ice.

SeungHyun: He freezes when he sleeps.

JiYong: Yeah, but that wouldn't be a problem on summer right? 'Cause it would be comfortable to sleep next to him, but the thing is when the weather is hot, DaeSung gets even hotter!

Interviewer: How is that possible?

JiYong: I have no idea, but there's something really wrong with his natural thermometer.

All: Laughter.

Interviewer: And how about you two, (JiYong and SeungHyun) how do you sleep?

JiYong: SeungHyun, he's normal.

SeungRi: If you call sleeping as a rock, even when there's an earthquake outside, normal.

SeungHyun: He's envy of me. But yeah, I would say I'm a normal sleeper. I don't move around in bed like crazy, I don't talk during sleep, I don't snore, I don't have any alterations on my body's temperature and I don't mind if someone's sleeping next to me.

TaeYang: Hyung is like a teddy bear, he sleeps with you and doesn't complain, doesn't move.

JiYong: SeungHyun sleeping is TaeYang when awake.

All: Laughter.

Interviewer: And how about JiYong?

All: The cuddler!

Interviewer: Cuddler? Oh my, and what exactly would that be?

SeungRi: He likes to sleep cuddling.

Interviewer: Cuddling someone else?

DaeSung: Yes, he can't sleep alone; he needs someone always by his side to hug.

JiYong: Since I was little I always had someone sleeping with me, someone I could hug, and it has to be a person not a teddy bear or something. So I grow used to it, and today I no longer can sleep alone.

TaeYang: He's the member’s nightmare.

Interviewer: Which one of you JiYong chooses to be his victim?

All: SeungHyun!

Interviewer: And why SeungHyun?

JiYong: I didn't have much choice actually. If I slept with TaeYang I might wake up all bruised; with SeungRi, he would be the one not sleeping at all; with DaeSung I would have to talk to him all night or have serious temperature's changing. So, hyung is the only left.

Interviewer: Do you mind him sleeping with you, SeungHyun?

SeungHyun: At first I did, because everyone wants to spend sometime alone, wants the bed all to them, and I couldn't have that with JiYong there. Not to mention the first time he did that he almost scare me to death.

JiYong: When we all slept together I didn't have any problems, but when we moved to a bigger place, where each of us had our own room, I was afraid I could never sleep again. Because I didn't have the guts or I was too embarrassed to ask them if they could sleep with me, and there was always a possibility they might get the wrong idea.

TaeYang: You could have said something, I'm sure we'd understand.

JiYong: Now I know you would, but it was different back then. So, on the first nights I went on without sleeping, but that got me so exhausted I couldn't even dance or sing anymore, they thought I was ill or something. That's when I started to watch the boys sleeping, so I could came up with a plan.

Interviewer: A plan to sleep with them?

SeungRi: You saying like that sound so weird.

All: Laughter.

JiYong: After I studied their sleeping habits, I choose SeungHyun as the victim.

SeungHyun: He didn't have any sleep for days and still could thought of a plan; he spent too much time on this. If I were him, I'd probably jumped in someone's bed and tell them to shut it if they complained about it.

DaeSung: Yeah, that's SeungHyun hyung's way; believe me I've been there.

SeungHyun: There's a way to everything.

Interviewer: And what's that plan of yours?

JiYong: After choosing SeungHyun knowing once he's sleeping almost nothing can wake him, I waited for him to black out and sneakily lay on his bed, that night I slept like an angel and the nights after too, though I always managed to wake before him, so that he or the others wouldn't know about my stay there.

SeungHyun: I'm feeling used now.

All: Laughter.

Interviewer: Well, but eventually SeungHyun found out right?

JiYong: Yes, that day I was beyond tired, because of all the concert preparations, so I couldn't wake before him.

SeungHyun: I almost jumped out of the bed, he scare the hell out of me.

TaeYang: He actually screamed that day waking everyone else.

Interviewer: I imagine it must have been embarrassing for both of you.

DaeSung: They didn't talk for almost a week till JiYong finally decided to talk about his problems to everyone.

SeungHyun: When Ji told us I let him sleep with me, even though at first I was a little bothered. Actually we did have a fight about this and I kicked him out of bed, but after a few days I realized something was missing and I couldn't even sleep anymore. Then we make up. Laughter. I also was sorry for him 'cause he had to stay with TaeYang and every morning he woke up all bruised like he had been a fight.

All: Laughter.

SeungRi: Those two look like a couple.

JiYong: Hyung is my big bear.

SeungHyun: JiYong is my little cute bear.

All: Awww~

Interviewer: Well, seems like everyone really is different when are sleeping, from what you've said Big Bang's house at night must be really funny.

SeungRi: It's not funny when you're trying to sleep and your Hyungs keep making weird noises next room.

Interviewer: Weird noises?!

SeungRi: No, wait; it's not what you're thinking. Don't write that part, erase that part, that part doesn't exist!
A/N: I have no idea how they really sleep
but that seems fun enough XD
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kiko127 Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Student Artist
i love it!!
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XiiaoWeii Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013
Do you have the website for this? OMG MOAR POEMS! 
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Sorry for the late reply i.i, what do u mean website for it?
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XiiaoWeii Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014
Opps, nothing sorry...I didn't saw it was fan fiction... so I thought it was a real story :p Kengo Miyazawa (Thinks) [V5] 
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Haha, glad to know it looks real :D
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captaindomandz Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2013
XD
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Gillbird Jr. 
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ZeldaLinkTaloolaa Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ok, that was awesome. The ending tho :')
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you! PinkHeart 
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nayeli21 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
hahahaha the ending was hilarious xD Gotta love gtop :3
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you! Huggle! 
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2min4eva Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
LOL "Don't write that part, erase that part, that part doesn't exist!" XD This was hilariously adorable.
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks! :D
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blackythewolf1 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
bwahahaa xD pure awesomeness <3 i looove it :D
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you!! You wuv me? 
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KartittyVangina Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Student General Artist
OMG!!!
And I love the ending with the teddy thing(GTOP, YOUR SO REAL VDSDFGGJNFGvf) and the noise ||D that was just funny
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Haha, Thank you! Heart 
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KartittyVangina Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014  Student General Artist
your welcome :3
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spopococ Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
hahahahahaha this was so cute. xD
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you! Hug 
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stealthyninja21 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Student General Artist
"NO WAIT that part doesn't exist!"
Lol, Seungri WOULD say that XD
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
England (Laughing) [V3] 
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matsurika-san Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
I'm laughing so much here HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
SEUNGRI IS THE BEST!
And I really don't want to sleep with TaeYang O.o
GTOP IS LOVE, BRO! <3
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Bunny Emoji-18 (Shower Love) [V1] 
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dplusjluv Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist
aw that's adorable how JiYong has to sleep with someone and he chooses Tabi.
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Cute neh *-* Thanks
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RS-Kyra Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Student Photographer
Is this a real interview? O.o

If it's not, you're right about there being some minor grammar problems, but really not that many. If you like, I can help you with that :)
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Nope, it's not :)
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MinniDragon Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2012  Student General Artist
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww love it
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you!! :D (Big Grin) 
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LadySweetina Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012
Your fic is really cute. Can I translate it and put it on my blog (with credit of course)?
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you! And I'm so sorry for the late reply TT_TT, but if you're still interested you can translate it :D
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ThEpAnDaOfDoOm Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
GYAHHHH I SLEEP LIKE TAEYANG XD
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Haha, I am more like DaeSung xD
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ThEpAnDaOfDoOm Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
LOVE THIS, IT'S SO FUNNYYYYY
Is this real or fake? :3
It seems like a real interviewwewwewwww
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you!!:D  It's fake, crazy creation of my mind :)
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weevil711 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
:D
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
:happybounce: 
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yankat20 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Student General Artist
"SeungRi: No, wait; it's not what you're thinking. Don't write that part, erase that part, that part doesn't exist!"

Ahaha, Seungri! You never fail to amuse me. :)
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
w00t! 
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naruto-kyo Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist
This is so wonderful! I have read it 1000 times and I still laugh my ass off XD
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you!! Pikachu Plz  Glad to know :)
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moocow152 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Tghis is so cute! Jiyong is so adorable!
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you! Suu GC (Dance) [V1] 
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smoronpwnz12 Featured By Owner May 31, 2011
XD "That part doesn't exist"
Oooh, Seungri, you big-mouthed panda
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Haha, he sure is :)
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Hizumi-lover Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2011
LOOOL the ending! XD
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
1st test icon - pervy Lari 
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NothatsNOTmyname Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011
haha I looooove itX3
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s2Faye Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks! Neko Emoji-05 (Rolling) 
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